???

Up and at 'em, ya lazy wiffle-waffle!
^{♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥}

  ???

This fight ain't over!
Prepare for a royal whoopin'!

  ???

But there's no honour in defeating an
unarmed opponent... and you seem to
have lost your weapon around here.

  ???

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
And just where is... here... anyway?
^{♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥}

  ???

Last thing I remember, you were battling my protégé, Agent 3 in Octo Valley... when both of you were suddenly attacked by someone.

  ???

And somehow we got marooned here...
So uh... hows about we call a temporary
truce while we find a way to escape?

  ???

But where are my manners...
I haven't even told you my name!

  Cap'n

Cuttlefish

I'm Cap'n Cuttlefish, leader of the
legendary New Squidbeak Splatoon!

  Cap'n

Cuttlefish

And you are?

  Cap'n

Cuttlefish

...

  Cap'n

Cuttlefish

......

  Cap'n

Cuttlefish

*psst*
This is the part where you tell me your name.

  Cap'n

Cuttlefish

By kraken... You lost your memory
when you hit the ground?

  Cap'n

Cuttlefish

You can't remember anything about yourself? Anything at all?!